Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.”

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is just what the title says. Hansel and Gretel are abandoned by their parents. They then find a house made of candy and are enslaved by a witch. They soon burn the witch, and that starts their career of tracking and killing, or mostly burning, witches. They are soon hired by the mayor of a town where children have gone missing and witches are the main suspect.

Gangster Squad - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Gangster Squad.” 

Set in 1949, Gangster Squad is a movie about a mob boss who wants to take complete control of Los Angles. The mob boss, played by Sean Penn, has influence over all the area, including police and judges. Tired of this, the chief of police secretly puts a police Sgt., played by Josh Brolin, in charge of a squad that's set to run the mob out of town. 

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 3D HFR - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment, I review “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 3D HFR.”

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is a Peter Jackson film--the same guy who made the Lord Of The Ring movies, both based on the novels by J.R.R. Tolkien. The Hobbit is Bilbo Baggins, played by Martin Freeman, who is taken on an adventure led by The Wizard Gandalf the Grey (Ian McKellen) and 13 dwarfs who are on a quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom. The film was released in many different versions, but my screening was in 3D HFR (High Frame Rate).

Django Unchained - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Django Unchained.”

Django Unchained is a Quentin Tarantino revenge movie staring Jamie Foxx. Django is a freed slave turned bounty hunter with Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz). After spending time learning the trade with Dr. Schultz, Django then decides to rescue his still enslaved wife, who is owned by one of the largest slave owners in the state.

Guilt Trip - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Guilt Trip.”

Guilt Trip is a Comedy starring Seth Rogen and Barbara Streisand. An inventor takes his product on the road to sell to companies, and decides to take his somewhat overbearing mother along. Comedy ensues.  

Skyfall - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Skyfall.”

Skyfall is the 23rd installment of the 007 movies, and the 3rd for Daniel Craig as James Bond. Javier Bardem plays the villain bent on getting his revenge on M, head of MI6, played by Judi Dench.

Red Dawn - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Red Dawn.”

Red Dawn is a remake of an action war movie featuring Chris Hemsworth (Thor, 2011) . North Korea, backed up by Russia, invades the U.S. which is unguarded because its troops are all over the world, in Iraq, Afghanistan, and conflicts with Russia in Europe, and the Mediterranean.