Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Oz The Great and Powerful 3D - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment, I review “Oz The Great and Powerful 3D.”

Oz The Great and Powerful 3D is Disney's second film to expand the world of Oz. This one is a prequel film staring James Franco, who plays a sideshow magician who ends up on the run in a hot air balloon. First, he finds himself headed towards a tornado and then ends up in a strange but beautiful land. Some people from this land of Oz believe that he is the great wizard they are waiting for. Others are more skeptical. The film was released in many different versions, but my screening was in 3D.

This is a blog where we review movies on the big screen to let you know if it’s worth the use of your cookie, brownie, or tokes off your pipe, etc. We use the Reddit Ent Scale to represent how stoned we were during the viewing. On a scale from [1 to 10] during the viewing of Oz The Great and Powerful 3D, I would say I was about a [3].

Like I had said before my preferred method is to eat a brownie, cookie or some other kind of edible. I eat before the show, before even getting there, and by the time the show is starting it should be taking effect.

We came up with a rating system of up to 7 thumps up for how much the movie is worth seeing baked. Is it worth the use of your trees? We don’t want your trees going to waste. The 7 thumbs up is determined by 3 categories: Effects, Plot, and Sound.

I give a thumb up for Sound. I was expecting the special effects to be not much different from Disney's Alice in Wonderland from a few years ago, but I was pleased to find that the Special Effects for Oz were excellent. The 3D for the film was great and very enjoyable. The filmmakers really took advantage of the 3D technology, especially during the first half of the film. It was great to just sit back and watch. While watching the film I couldn't help but think "this is going to be a cool ride when it opens at Disneyland". The costuming and makeup were also good. They were very reminiscent of the original Wizard of Oz movie. I give Effects 3 Thumbs up.

The plot was also very good. It was another interesting take on the origin or background of Oz before Dorothy shows up. "Oz The Great and Powerful" visited or at least touched on most all the parts from the original Wizard of Oz. Without it being a musical, it was  a great homage to the fans of the original movie and the genre, especially compared to the last Oz movie Disney made. The movie was not difficult to follow and did not have any memorable slow parts. James Franco was very good in the movie. I would really like to invite James Franco over to blaze and hang out with. Maybe he and I could view some stoner films together. Mila Kunis was also good. It was nice to see her in a different kind of role. All in all, it was a very entertaining story. I give 3 thumbs up for Plot.

Giving a total of 7 out of 7 thumps up for Oz The Great and Powerful 3D at a [3], I would highly (LOL!) recommend the movie. It would not be a waste of your trees.

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Saturday, March 9, 2013

Identity Theft - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Identity Theft.”

Identity Theft a Comedy starring Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy. Sandy Patterson has his identity stolen, and by the time he finds out about it, a massive dept has piled up. His credit score has been ruined, and a warrant has been put out for his arrest. After finding out his career and a new promotion in the financial industry are also in jeopardy, he sets out to Florida to find the thief and bring her back to Denver to help him get his life back in order.

Lincoln - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Lincoln.”

Lincoln takes place shortly after Lincoln's reelection during the Civil War and follows the passage of the 13th Amendment.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.”

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is just what the title says. Hansel and Gretel are abandoned by their parents. They then find a house made of candy and are enslaved by a witch. They soon burn the witch, and that starts their career of tracking and killing, or mostly burning, witches. They are soon hired by the mayor of a town where children have gone missing and witches are the main suspect.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Gangster Squad - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Gangster Squad.” 

Set in 1949, Gangster Squad is a movie about a mob boss who wants to take complete control of Los Angles. The mob boss, played by Sean Penn, has influence over all the area, including police and judges. Tired of this, the chief of police secretly puts a police Sgt., played by Josh Brolin, in charge of a squad that's set to run the mob out of town. 

Thursday, January 17, 2013

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 3D HFR - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment, I review “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 3D HFR.”

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is a Peter Jackson film--the same guy who made the Lord Of The Ring movies, both based on the novels by J.R.R. Tolkien. The Hobbit is Bilbo Baggins, played by Martin Freeman, who is taken on an adventure led by The Wizard Gandalf the Grey (Ian McKellen) and 13 dwarfs who are on a quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom. The film was released in many different versions, but my screening was in 3D HFR (High Frame Rate).

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Django Unchained - Review by Stoner Cricket

This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Django Unchained.”

Django Unchained is a Quentin Tarantino revenge movie staring Jamie Foxx. Django is a freed slave turned bounty hunter with Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz). After spending time learning the trade with Dr. Schultz, Django then decides to rescue his still enslaved wife, who is owned by one of the largest slave owners in the state.