This is Stoner Cricket Review, where we review movies for Stoners, Ents, and the like. In today's installment I review “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.”
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is just what the title says.
Hansel and Gretel are abandoned by their parents. They then find a
house made of candy and are enslaved by a witch. They soon burn the
witch, and that starts their career of tracking and killing, or mostly
burning, witches. They are soon hired by the mayor of a town where
children have gone missing and witches are the main suspect.